nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
I thought Taylor’s face was more like “Yeah, pretty much. I’ll write a song about your ass”
Story time about my “adventures” in snake keeping, a.k.a. I reminisce about my cutie patoot ball python that I kind of really wish I never rehomed
Cappy loves her and does her best for her, I know it. :C
Liquid being placed on a hydrophobic material causing it to keep its shape.
Sometimes science makes me really angry.
Wtf why? This is how the world works.
Sometimes tumblr comments make me angry -3-
when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”
i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things
i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is
like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant
wait I’m not the only one who did this?
mine was two dogs, they had to run alongside the highway and jump on cars and slid down the ramps to catch up with our car
I always imagined a deer, it’s so interesting how a lot of people did this.
Mine was myself flying…
mine was just someone who ran really fast and in between trees. when i sat in the front seat i thought my ar would jump over the sun on the street and land on the strips of shadows.
IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING TERRIFYING THAT ANIMATION ACTUALLY IS????
Mine was a ball of light that simply latched onto any other light source
yall niggas be weird as fuck i never did this shit
Mine was an imaginary friend, or myself being cool as fuck, jumping from rooftop to rooftop. Also, realizing so many people had the same experience probably shouldn’t be this creepy….. But it is.
I would use my fingers to walk and jump on things.
OKAY SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHITTIEST COOKIE RECIPE ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN ROCK WE CALL A MOTHERFUCKING PLANET. So Ghiradelli, who was once a beloved and trusted name in my household, gave a chocolate chip cookie recipe on the back of their chocolate chip bag. Innocent baking fun, right? NO! ASSFUCKING WRONG! I did not deviate from their instructions because I trusted this demon possessed chocolate connoisseur of evil intentions and broken dreams. I HAD THEIR SHIT FUCK EGGS AND THEIR GODDAMN BAKING SODA! BUT IT DIDN’T MATTER! But I was still unaware as I prepped the betrayal dough to be put on the baking shit, like a lamb for slaughter. And I can remember, so clearly, me thinking “ungreased cooking sheet?” BECAUSE IT SAID UNGREASED BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!! So I placed the balls of soon to be destruction and misery on the sheet and placed them in the oven. and waited. And then when I removed them from the oven THEY WERE MOTHERFUCKING PUDDLES ON THE MOTHER FUCKING PAN. I waited for them to cool, hoping they would come out in one piece and this monstrosity could be saved. But as I raised my spatula to slide the cookies out: pure carnage. IT WAS LIKE THESE ASS SHIT COOKIES WERE WELDED TO THIS SHEET! LIKE IT WAS TRYING TO REMOVE THE FUCKING SWORD FROM THE STONE! No cookie was spared. And this. THIS is what I have to live with now. My once baking innocent is shaddered, and I will never be the same, not since after the war. I can still hear the sound of the spatula scraping the sheet, constantly scraping
this is the angriest response to cookies i have ever seen
I cant even
"I’ve spent so much time in my head and in my heart that I forgot to live in my body."